Cards Against Humanity Sues Elon Musk’s SpaceX for Trespassing in Troll-Filled Lawsuit

The institution down the deed crippled Cards Against Humanity has filed a suit against Elon Musk’s SpaceX successful Texas implicit alleged trespassing, according to a website acceptable up by the company. SpaceX has been utilizing the spot similar they ain it according to the suit, clearing vegetation, moving soil, and staging operation equipment. Cards Against Humanity wants $15 cardinal successful damages.

Cards Against Humanity primitively bought spot on the U.S.-Mexico borderline to support it from being utilized for then-president Donald Trump’s planned wall. The paper institution raised the wealth done crowdfunding to unafraid the onshore and has owned it ever since.

“Elon Musk’s SpaceX was gathering immoderate abstraction happening nearby, and helium figured helium could conscionable dump his crap each implicit our gorgeous crippled of onshore without asking,” Cards Against Humanity said connected a dedicated website astir the suit. “After we caught him, SpaceX gave america a 12-hour ultimatum to judge a lowball connection for little than fractional our land’s value. We said, ‘Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We’ll spot you successful court.'”

The website refers to Musk arsenic a “charity-embezzling, conspiracy-peddling eugenicist manchild who trades horses for in-flight handjobs,” implicit with links retired astir each of those infamous stories astir the billionaire. And it includes the allegations astir the alleged trespassing arsenic good arsenic an mentation for wherefore they consciousness a suit is necessary.

“Our longstanding estimation arsenic a institution that makes outrageous promises and really keeps them is connected the line!” the institution said connected its website. “We promised we’d usage each ineligible instrumentality astatine our disposal to support this onshore from bullies similar Trump and Musk (who’s spending millions to get Trump elected and also wants to physique the anserine wall). If we don’t instrumentality enactment now, wherefore would anyone ever spot america again?”

The complaint, which is disposable to work successful its entirety online, adjacent includes earlier and aft photos of the property, which amusement however it appeared pristine earlier being filled with SpaceX operation materials and dense equipment. SpaceX didn’t respond to an email seeking remark connected Friday.

Cards Against Humanity says that if the institution wins the suit against SpaceX, it volition disagreement the wealth up among the radical who helped bargain the spot backmost successful 2017 done its crowdfunding campaign. That means everyone who donated could perchance get astir $100 if the institution wins the afloat $15 cardinal settlement. Anyone who contributed to the archetypal crowdfunding run is encouraged to sojourn the website elonowesyou100dollars.com and supply their information.

But don’t get your hopes up astir a large payday. The disclaimer erstwhile you motion up puts it beauteous bluntly.

“I recognize that Elon Musk has mode much wealth and lawyers than Cards Against Humanity, and portion CAH volition effort its hardest to get maine $100, they volition astir apt lone beryllium capable to get maine similar $2 oregon astir apt nothing,” the website reads.

Indeed helium does person mode much wealth and lawyers. Musk is virtually the richest feline successful the world.