Mark Zuckerberg Drops a New Musical Collab With T-Pain Because There Is No God

Facebook co-founder and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg released a opus with T-Pain connected Wednesday—a screen of Lil Jon’s “Get Low.” And if you’re reasoning “hey, that sounds terrible,” you truly don’t cognize the fractional of it. Because listening to this opus whitethorn marque you question immoderate precise cardinal things astir the world. Like whether the invention of euphony itself was a atrocious idea.

Zuck and T-Pain person dubbed their collaboration “Z-Pain,” and it appears the opus was an day acquisition to the Meta CEO’s woman Priscilla Chan. Or, to enactment it much specifically, a “date-aversary” gift.

“‘Get Low’ was playing erstwhile I archetypal met Priscilla astatine a assemblage party, truthful each twelvemonth we perceive to it connected our dating anniversary,” Zuckerberg wrote Wednesday connected Instagram. “This twelvemonth I worked with @tpain connected our ain mentation of this lyrical masterpiece. Sound connected for the way and besides disposable connected Spotify. Love you P.”

The Instagram station includes photos of Zuck and T-Pain successful the workplace signaling the song. And an Instagram Reels video shows Chan’s absorption to the video, with captions similar “surprising my wife” and “she likes it, maybe?”

“Oh my God, it says Z-Pain,” Chan says successful the video, responding with “so romantic” aft proceeding the enactment “sweat driblet down my balls.”

“Is that the astir romanticist happening I’ve ever done?” Zuck asks.

“It’s truthful romantic. Twenty-one years aboriginal I can’t get rather arsenic low, but it brings backmost a batch of fond memories,” Chan says.

Zuck has been trying to reinvent himself done aesthetic changes successful his hairsbreadth and apparel recently, but this opus does look similar a caller escapade into trying to stay culturally relevant. Or it could conscionable beryllium a silly happening that 1 truly affluent feline wanted to do.

And Zuck is perfectly close that you tin perceive it for yourself connected Spotify. If you’re truthful inclined. The opus is conspicuously absent from YouTube and Apple Music.

How did you fare aft proceeding that? Would you similar to instrumentality overseas objects into your receptor canal to marque the sounds stop? Are you questioning the beingness of God? It whitethorn not beryllium that God himself is dead. Maybe this opus proves thing else. Maybe God is existent and helium wants america to suffer. There’s plentifulness of different grounds for that today.

Did you spot Donald Trump is going to nominate Matt Gaetz for Attorney General? Because that’s existent too. God so wants america to suffer.