RFK Jr. Might Have Broken the Law By Allegedly Decapitating a Whale With a Chainsaw

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is successful occupation with biology groups, again, acknowledgment to Ben Affleck’s divorcement surfacing a ten-year-old communicative astir a chainsaw and a whale carcass.

The story, which appeared successful a 2012 Town & Country profile of Kennedy’s girl Kick, described an incidental from Kick’s childhood. When she was six, a dormant whale washed up connected Squaw Island successful Hyannis, Massachusetts. “Bobby—who likes to survey carnal skulls and skeletons—ran down to the formation with a chainsaw, chopped disconnected the whale’s head, and past bungee-corded it to the extortion of the household minivan for the five-hour haul backmost to Mount Kisco, New York,” according to the report.

“‘Every clip we accelerated connected the highway, whale foodstuff would determination into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest happening connected the planet,’ Kick recalled. “We each had integrative bags implicit our heads with rima holes chopped out, and radical connected the road were giving america the finger, but that was conscionable mean day-to-day worldly for us.”

The illustration called Kennedy an “eccentric environmentalist” but astatine slightest 1 radical thinks it mightiness beryllium criminal. According to The Daily Beast, the Center for Biological Diversity Fund, a nonprofit that focuses connected biology issues, wrote a missive to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration asking it to analyse Kennedy for grabbing the whale skull.

“Under some the Marine Mammal Protection Act and Endangered Species Act, it is amerciable to person immoderate portion of an animal, dormant oregon alive, that is protected nether either statute,” the missive said, according to the Daily Beast. “Continued possession of immoderate whale skull represents a important and ongoing usurpation of the law.”

The radical had antecedently denounced Kennedy successful an August 19 open letter connected its website.

“[Kennedy] is not an environmentalist,” the missive said. “He is simply a unsafe conspiracy theorist and subject denier whose docket would beryllium a catastrophe for our communities and the planet.”

Kennedy tin convey Ben Affleck and his ongoing divorcement for revealing yet different embarrassing carnal corpse story. Jennifer Lopez filed for divorcement from the histrion connected August 20 and the property reported he’d been spotted with Kennedy’s girl Kick. People poured implicit aged Kick quality and recovered the Town & Country illustration with the whale story.

RFK Jr. ended his statesmanlike bid conscionable earlier the whale communicative surfaced and added the value of different dormant carnal to his already ailing campaign. He endorsed Trump during his concession speech.

On Sunday, arsenic the whale communicative resurfaced, Kennedy responded to a video connected X that purportedly showed a aviator dumping chemicals into the aerial from a plane. “We are going to halt this crime,” the failed statesmanlike candidate said. Kennedy had antecedently gotten successful occupation aft journalists discovered he’d dumped a carnivore carcass successful Central Park and staged it to look similar it had been deed by a motorcycle arsenic portion of a bizarre prank.