The Weirdest Domains Alex Jones Has to Give to The Onion

The satirical quality tract The Onion purchased InfoWars past week aft Alex Jones was forced to liquidate his holdings to wage families of Sandy Hook shooting victims who won a defamation suit against the conspiracy theorist. Jones is trying to propulsion a wrench successful the merchantability with each kinds of ineligible tricks. But successful the meantime, it’s fascinating to look astatine the database of assets The Onion volition get if the merchantability is finalized. Specifically, the database of domains purchased by InfoWars implicit the years is beauteous wild.

The domains see plentifulness of names that marque consciousness and are wholly predictable, including variations connected Infowars similar infowars.net and shopinfowars.biz. There are besides domains that see “Infowars” which whitethorn person conscionable been attempts to shield the marque from domain squatters mounting up adjacent businesses. Some look similar they could plausibly beryllium businesses Jones had planned to found but ne'er followed done connected specified arsenic infowarspets.com, infowarscrypto.com, infowarsbunker.com, infowarsbabes.com, and infowarssocial.com.

But determination are besides immoderate genuinely bizarre domains successful the lists of assets that volition beryllium handed implicit to The Onion. For example, instrumentality goblinlove.com. Jones has often talked astir goblins, but it’s not wide wherefore he’d beryllium funny successful thing astir “goblin love” since helium uses the word successful a antagonistic mode astir radical helium dislikes. He besides owns goblinfire.com and goblinnest.com.

Then determination are domains similar slaveobama.com, starthavingkids.com, and flouridecleanse.com. The sanction cuckdorsey.com appears to beryllium a notation to Jack Dorsey, the antheral who was CEO of Twitter erstwhile the societal media level banned Jones. Other domains see evilcities.com, goodguyswithguns.net, and redbloodparty.com.

P. Andrew Torrez, cohost of the Law and Chaos podcast, flagged the website JoeRoganExposed connected Bluesky. And it surely raises questions astir what benignant of onslaught Jones whitethorn person had planned against Joe Rogan. It appears Jones bought the tract 5.5 years ago.

Below we’ve got a partial database of domains owned by Infowars, but you tin work the full tribunal filing which has been uploaded to DocumentCloud.

1. americasmasher.com
2. arnoldexposed.com
3. arnoldexposed.net
4. arnoldexposed.org
5. arnoldtheinvader.com
6. americaninvisibilityproject.com
7. asiawars.com
8. babynimmo.com
9. becomeasupermale.com
10. bidensupporters.com
11. biglieobama.com
12. clarityshot.com
13. conspiracyfact.info
14. cookinmemes.com
15. cuckdorsey.com
16. cuckley.com
17. deportillegalaliens.us
18. derpstate.news
19. donaldmcronald.com
20. dontbegoogle.com
21. emperorobama.com
22. endthechinesevirus.com
23. enemiesoftherepublic.com
24. evilcities.com
25. evilisloose.com
26. flouridecleanse.com
27. flourideshield.com
28. freedomnugget.com
29. futurenews.news
30. gangstagov.us
31. glennbeckdeception.com
32. globalistconquest.com
33. goblinfire.com
34. goblinlove.com
35. goblinnest.com
36. goodguyswithguns.org
37. imnotbragging.news
38. infobabe.us
39. infobabes.us
40. infowarspets.com
41. joeroganexposed.com
42. madmaxworld.tv
43. maskskill.com
44. newworldorderzombies.com
45. obamaenemywithin.com
46. obamaslave.com
47. obamaslave.net
48. obamaslavery.com
49. obamaslaves.com
50. obamaslaves.net
51. obamatakeover.net
52. offworldsocial.com
53. operationtowin2020.com
54. posthuman.news
55. reacoffeeparty.com
56. riseoffema.com
57. redbloodparty.com
58. redpillparty.com
59. republickiller.com
60. republicsfall.com
61. ronpaulcommandbase.com
62. ronpaulwarroom.com
63. slaveobama.com
64. slavesofobama.com
65. slavesofobama.net
66. starthavingkids.com
67. stonepetition.com
68. succulentdinosaur.com
69. theglobalistconquest.com
70. theendofus.com
71. theinfopimp.net
72. theriseisthefall.com
73. theriseoffema.com
74. trumpsecrets.news
75. twofacedobama.com
76. whatisendgame.com
77. whatisendgame.net
78. whatisendgame.org
79. wokeyleaks.news
80. uberfreedom.com
81. universitywars.com
82. vaxtofly.com
83. violetblog.com

It’s not wide erstwhile the quality implicit the auction of Infowars volition beryllium settled successful court. A antithetic institution affiliated with Jones, First United American Companies, was competing with The Onion during the auction for Infowars and has asked a national tribunal to disqualify it from purchasing the conspiracy mentation outlet. Jones called the auction “rigged,” according to the Associated Press, but helium was ever going to bash that if the institution wasn’t purchased by idiosyncratic affable to his far-right cause.