Trump Announces $20 Billion Data Centers, Claims Windmills Make Whales Insane

Incoming President Donald Trump opened a property league astatine Mar-a-Lago connected January 7 by announcing a concern deal. More information centers, helium said, were coming to the U.S. courtesy of a businessman from Dubai.

“We’re honored to present 1 of the astir respected concern leaders successful the Middle East, so the world. He is simply a laminitis and president of Damac Properties, Hussain Sajwani. Very respected gentleman,” Trump said. “I’m thrilled to denote contiguous that Damac volition beryllium investing astatine slightest $20 cardinal implicit a precise abbreviated play of clip into the United States and they whitethorn spell double, oregon adjacent somewhat much than double, that magnitude of money. It’s a large happening and I judge helium volition accidental that he’s doing it due to the fact that of the information that helium was precise inspired by the election.”

“The concern volition enactment monolithic caller information centers crossed the midwest, the Sunbelt area, and besides to support America connected the cutting borderline of exertion and artificial intelligence, he’s precise large into the information centers, and that’s going to beryllium a precise blistery point successful the coming years, arsenic you know, with AI successful particular…the archetypal signifier of the task volition beryllium successful Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Ohio, Illinois, Michigan, and Indiana. Those places.”

Trump and Sajwani person been friends since astir 2007 and became concern partners a fewer years later. Sajwani donated $1 to $5 million to enactment Trump’s archetypal run and was the mastermind of the Trump International Golf Club successful Dubai, which opened successful 2017. When the nine opened, Donald Jr. was on hand to airs for the cameras and speech up his father. There were, of course, questions astir Trump and Sajwani’s adjacent concern narration during Trump’s archetypal term, but they were mislaid successful a oversea of different investigations.

Now, conscionable 2 weeks earlier helium becomes President again, Trump announced he’d gotten his buddy a saccharine information halfway woody successful the U.S. After talking astir wherever the information centers would go, Trump prompted the Dubai billionaire to code the crowd.

Sajwani wrapped up his remarks quickly. Trump got backmost successful beforehand of the cameras and spoke for different hour. As helium ever does, helium said a batch of chaotic things.

Trump railed against upwind powerfulness and claimed the upwind turbines are sidesplitting whales. “You spot what’s happening up successful the Massachusetts country with the whales wherever they had 2 whales lavation ashore in, I think, a 17-year period. And they had 14 this season. The windmills are driving the whales crazy. Obviously,” helium said.

He besides said helium would alteration the sanction of the Gulf of Mexico. “We’re going to beryllium changing the sanction of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America…the Gulf of America, what a beauteous name.”

He went connected and connected astir a twelve antithetic topics, weaving successful and retired of assorted unusual talking points. At the extremity of the property conference, and aft generating bizarre headlines, it’s casual to hide helium kicked the full happening disconnected by bringing up a Middle Eastern billionaire who helped him physique a play people successful Dubai and promised him, successful beforehand of our eyes, that helium would assistance the antheral get immoderate helium needed to physique information centers successful the U.S. arsenic portion of a sweetheart deal.