Why People Are Saying JD Vance Has Sex With Couches

Have you been seeing a batch of memes this week astir JD Vance making passionate emotion to couches? You’re not alone. Social media sites similar X and TikTok person been flooded with jokes astir the Republican nominee for vice president and his expected past of fucking couches outfitted with a latex glove. But wherever did this rumor get started? And wherefore is it truthful funny?

To beryllium wide from the outset, there’s nary grounds Vance has fucked a couch. To the champion of our knowledge, the legislator from Ohio has ne'er taken a latex glove, turned it wrong out, and placed it successful betwixt immoderate sofa cushions truthful that helium tin penetrate the furnishings similar it’s a quality partner. This has ne'er happened. Probably.

So wherever did this meme get started? It tin each beryllium traced backmost to a since deleted tweet by X idiosyncratic @rickrudescalves.

“can’t accidental for definite but helium mightiness beryllium the archetypal vp prime to person admitted successful a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex mitt shoved betwixt 2 sofa cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181),” the X idiosyncratic wrote.

Screenshot: Twitter

Vance’s book, Hillbilly Elegy, does not incorporate immoderate passages astir having enactment with couches, not connected pages 179-181 oregon anyplace else. But determination are plentifulness of different unusual stories from the publication that person since gone viral, including 1 astir his indignation astatine being served sparkling water. There person been jokes and fake screenshots astir the sparkling water, but the basal communicative is existent if you tin judge it.

But let’s not get sidetracked. We’re present to speech astir JD Vance and the information that helium doesn’t penetrate couches. The tweet that started the full couch-fucking rumor was sent retired connected July 15, the same day it was announced that Donald Trump had chosen Vance arsenic his moving mate. And portion it took a small portion to percolate, it’s go a wide meme.

We’ve compiled immoderate examples of the meme below, conscionable successful lawsuit you haven’t seen it. But it’s beauteous overmuch everyplace astatine this point. And it’s astir apt going to person a agelong support beingness arsenic Vance and Trump proceed their run to marque this state truthful overmuch worse.

X idiosyncratic @Eagleman42069 shared a precise bully meme intelligibly recovered elsewhere connected the web that reads “my miss anserine thicc.”

pic.twitter.com/8V864JgIAl

— otto highway, manus of queen kamala targaryen 🥥🌴 (@eagleman42069) July 24, 2024

Another viral video shows Vance with a montage of couches, acceptable to the opus “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar.

Oh my God pic.twitter.com/G8beJlERn4

— UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 (@FalconryFinance) July 24, 2024

X idiosyncratic @snchalmers79 shared a peculiarly fancy sofa that whitethorn entreaty to Vance. Or anyone who’s truly into couches.

JD Vance seeing this sofa pic.twitter.com/shpJtTotZ7

— 🤌🏼Super Nintendo Chalmers🤌🏼 (@snchalmers79) July 24, 2024

A fake person relationship that goes by the sanction Rep. Jack Kimble tweeted astir the Vance communicative portion pointing retired the vice statesmanlike nominee’s utmost presumption connected abortion.

While JD Vance is anti-abortion, helium does enactment commencement control. pic.twitter.com/c3AIi2Pqx5

— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 23, 2024

Then there’s the meme that riffs connected the “this atrocious lad tin acceptable truthful many” joke.

lmao pic.twitter.com/fZLtDwWzWw

— otto highway, manus of queen kamala targaryen 🥥🌴 (@eagleman42069) July 23, 2024

And it wouldn’t beryllium a romanticist meme video without a small Barry White music.

Last one…I promise. pic.twitter.com/6yIm1m7WqX

— Meacham 🌊 🌊 (@MeachamDr) July 22, 2024

X idiosyncratic @christweetsllc shared a gif from Chappelle’s Show that reimagined it with a Vance twist.

JD Vance beryllium similar pic.twitter.com/UCUkdcOfk7

— ultramarathon moving thanker 🍉 (@christweetsllc) July 24, 2024

Gifs from the amusement It’s Always Sunny successful Philadelphia person besides been popular, with this 1 showing Danny DeVito emerging from a couch.

Image: 9GAG

Other memes, similar this 1 connected Reddit, incorporated a notation to Diet Mountain Dew. Vance made an perfectly bizarre notation to the soda astatine his archetypal solo run rally, trying to accidental radical would telephone the portion racist. It’s not wholly wide what helium meant since it was truthful retired of near field.

A Reddit idiosyncratic shared a meme that adjacent included the latex glove successful a movie poster parody.

X idiosyncratic Eric Allen Hatch turned the incidental into a Twin Peaks reference.

JD Vance erstwhile he’s got the location each to himself pic.twitter.com/HaV37bMEgn

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) July 24, 2024

Still, different idiosyncratic shared a couch that whitethorn person the qualities Vance is looking for successful furniture.

Whatever you do, don't archer JD Vance astir this couch. pic.twitter.com/YhuOnGypBC

— QENNY Lovecraft (@AKBrews) July 16, 2024

X idiosyncratic @eagleman42069 had different gag astir pulling out.

pic.twitter.com/vO9aBMLRJk

— otto highway, manus of queen kamala targaryen 🥥🌴 (@eagleman42069) July 24, 2024

Then determination were the photoshops that suggested Vance wasn’t invited astatine furnishings stores.

Spotted successful the chaotic 👀 pic.twitter.com/hUmVwX1ggy

— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) July 23, 2024

But what if I pretend to beryllium a couch, what then?

There are, of course, immoderate radical who look to deliberation Vance whitethorn person really fucked his couch. And fixed however unusual Vance is, that’s not surprising. The feline has antagonistic charisma and if anyone looked similar a feline who regularly penetrated his couch, it’s this weirdo.

I consciousness similar astatine nary constituent did idiosyncratic archer Trump that his VP wrote a memoir wherever helium talks astir fucking sofa cushions. And he’s gonna find out. And the walls shall bleed ketchup. You conscionable wait. 🤭 pic.twitter.com/0UBDHxgV7W

— Sarah Larchmont (@SarahLarchmont) July 24, 2024

Not each of the jokes person been memes that usage images oregon videos. Some are elemental one-liners like “jd vance: da sofa king of kings,” tweeted by Illumi connected Bluesky.

As you tin see, determination are truthful galore jokes to take from. Meanwhile, the broadside of the governmental coin that supports Vance conscionable can’t assistance itself with highly racist memes astir Kamala Harris.

The predetermination is conscionable a small implicit 3 months distant and Harris volition present question to energize voters successful a mode that’s already been genuinely impressive. The vice president has been talking astir the dangers of Project 2025 and touts her credentials arsenic a erstwhile authoritative who tin instrumentality connected the convicted felon Donald Trump.

Nobody knows what’s going to hap for definite erstwhile Americans spell to the polls successful November. But Democrats are feeling overmuch amended than they did a mates of weeks ago. And portion Harris supporters joyously post coconut histrion memes, the Republicans are trying to fig retired however to elite a neo-fascist felon and a feline who whitethorn not person fucked a couch, but surely sounds similar the benignant who would.